Tuesday, April 17, 2007:Randomness
Ok, I will post something since this blog is rather dead. The following was written in "The Newpaper" on Monday, 16 April (which is basically yesterday).
Useful phrase to use at work
1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by our unique point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
5) I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
6) I will alwaus cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
7) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
8) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
9) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but an the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
10) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
11) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dongzbecame a mafia at 3:55 AM