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Tuesday, April 17, 2007:Randomness

Ok, I will post something since this blog is rather dead. The following was written in "The Newpaper" on Monday, 16 April (which is basically yesterday).

Useful phrase to use at work

1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by our unique point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
4) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
5) I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
6) I will alwaus cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
7) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
8) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
9) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but an the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
10) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
11) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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Wednesday, April 4, 2007:Ha.

Alright, as Yiding sent out such an anguished cry for help, I'll pitch in with some bullshit I found.

Lame jokes!

1. 3 old men are at the doctor's for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine," says the third man. "That's great," says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

2. A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother, "Grandma, how old are you?" She replied, "You shouldn't ask me questions like that." A few minutes passed and the young boy asked his grandmother another question. "How much do you weigh?" The grandmother replied, "You shouldn't ask me questions like that!"

The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look at her drivers license, as all the information will be there.

The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her, "You weigh 130lb., and you are 65 years old." Then the little boy in a whispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex."

3. Lastly, check out the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection. Sheer idiocy.

Ok, that's all for now.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2007:Regarding Blog Name and Design

Since there are so many people spamming the tagboard regarding the name and design of this blog, I will hereby clarify that I am not a fan of mafia either. However, Ali was hurrying me to create a blog as he don't have time to create it himself. So, I was stoning in front of the com and the only thing that come to my mind that has a "m" in it is mafia (Sry, no million dollar man came to visit me). Hence, I just named this blog 08s06mafias. If you don't like mafias, then it's just too bad. Lol.

About the template, anyone that has a cool and interesting template can send it to me via msn or email. I will try to change it ASAP.

P.S: PLZ JOIN THE CLASS BLOG
P.P.S: CAN SOMEONE ELSE POST TOO?

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