Wednesday, April 4, 2007:Ha.
Alright, as Yiding sent out such an anguished cry for help, I'll pitch in with some bullshit I found.
1. 3 old men are at the doctor's for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine," says the third man. "That's great," says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".
2. A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother, "Grandma, how old are you?" She replied, "You shouldn't ask me questions like that." A few minutes passed and the young boy asked his grandmother another question. "How much do you weigh?" The grandmother replied, "You shouldn't ask me questions like that!"
The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look at her drivers license, as all the information will be there.
The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her, "You weigh 130lb., and you are 65 years old." Then the little boy in a whispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex."
3. Lastly, check out the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection
. Sheer idiocy.
Ok, that's all for now.
vjlbecame a mafia at 10:41 PM